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  1. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Happiness] For most people the RED PILL is the best course -- but for you the BLUE PILL will make you happiest. Ignorance is bliss. - The Matrix
  2. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Career] You will find that your best work happens when you just buckle down and stop groaning. The Millennium Falcon would have been a much more reliable spacecraft had Chewbacca kept his eye on the ball and his guttural outbursts in check. - Star Wars
  3. POPScope: Timberlaken [Career] You'll see an opening for a kloo horn player with a local cantina band this week. You've always wanted a job in show business, but pass on this opportunity. - Star Wars
  4. POPScope: Vadorian [Career] You may find the day-to-day tasks at your job to be laborious. Try slapping fish guts into a stack of TPS reports -- that'll improve your attitude. - Office Space
  5. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  6. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987

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Even though his contract strictly states he does not work with cats, Jason shows off the cat of the week.

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