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  1. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Happiness] Much like a wide-eyed blue monster, you too will find happiness at the bottom of the cookie jar. - Sesame Street
  2. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Happiness] You are on the path to great joy. Just remember the reason the bullies at the Cobra Kai Dojo aren't happy is because they are afraid to express their true feelings. Being mean to others always comes full circle. - Karate Kid
  3. POPScope: Timberlaken [Money] Trying to save a little money each month is your personal Voldemort. You'll never defeat the one who shall not be named if you don't eliminate your debt first. - Harry Potter
  4. POPScope: Vadorian [Health] Regular checkups are important for maintaining optimum health. That means letting a doctor put a probe in the exhaust port of your Death Star from time to time. - Star Wars
  5. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  6. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987

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