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  1. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Love] You will soon find yourself in a confusing BERT and ERNIE-type romance. Follow your heart and insist on separate beds. - Sesame Street
  2. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Happiness] Happiness is what you make it. Make lemons out of lemonade, turn a pasture into a golf course, make your own kind of music, call someone you love on Christmas Eve from a boat in the middle of no where, read a book on the beach, grab a blanket from the hatch and have a picnic. - Lost
  3. POPScope: Timberlaken [Money] You will come into a large amount of money soon. Don't go and smurf it all a once. Smurf it slowly and put some in your smurf. - Smurfs
  4. POPScope: Vadorian [Career] Your job isn't always fair, but try to treat others with fairness and you will go far. So if you shot the guy in the head -- it's only fair that you're in the back cleaning up the brains. - Pulp Fiction
  5. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  6. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987

Squirrel Report - Sasquatch Strikes Again

After the road gets flooded, Clark and Skip are forced to spend the night in the woods. Clark wakes to a loud noise in the woods and is convinced a Sasquatch came to visit.

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