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  1. Happy Birthday SuperFan Ginger Heidel!
  2. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Friends] For you, picking friends is a lot like making alliances on SURVIVOR. Just be careful not to get too close to the old guy with his dingle berries hanging out. - Survivor
  3. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Happiness] It's the thought that counts. Much like El Guapo and his birthday sweater in the desert, you won't need the gift you receive tomorrow. But the gesture will brighten your day. - Three Amigos
  4. POPScope: Timberlaken [Money] Never go looking for treasure with Jack Sparrow's dad. He's a drunk who wears way too much eye liner and will try to steal all your doubloons. Plus, he can't read a map. - Pirates of the Caribbean
  5. POPScope: Vadorian [Money] Never go looking for treasure with Jack Sparrow's dad. He's a drunk who wears way too much eye liner and will try to steal all your doubloons. Plus, he can't read a map. - Pirates of the Caribbean
  6. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  7. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987

Squirrel Report - A Cat Refuge?

Clark breaks open some pinecones for a tasty treat and talks about the cats nextdoor.

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