1. Happy Birthday SuperFan Ginger Heidel!
  2. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Health] The safest sex is no sex. But if you insist on having relations with a blue space monkey, please use protection. Who knows where they've put that sticky tail thing. - Avatar
  3. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Money] Start saving for your future today. You never know when the Stormtroopers will come and destroy your moisture farm. - Star Wars
  4. POPScope: Timberlaken [Happiness] You long to wear nothing but your cloak of invisibility around town. Who'll know? - Harry Potter
  5. POPScope: Vadorian [Money] Never go looking for treasure with Jack Sparrow's dad. He's a drunk who wears way too much eye liner and will try to steal all your doubloons. Plus, he can't read a map. - Pirates of the Caribbean
  6. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  7. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987

Squirrel Report - Tree Chickens

Childhood nightmares return after Clark discovers chickens in a tree.

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