1. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Career] It's important to stay abreast of all parts of your company. Who knows? If the Secretary of Education can become President of the 12 colonies in a day, you could be CEO by the end of the week. - Battlestar Galactica
  2. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Career] You'll see an opening for a kloo horn player with a local cantina band this week. You've always wanted a job in show business, but pass on this opportunity. - Star Wars
  3. POPScope: Timberlaken [Health] They say 'garbage in -- garbage out'. But when you find yourself actually in a garbage compactor this week, be sure to wash your hands before you eat. - Star Wars
  4. POPScope: Vadorian [Career] You think that smurfing on the job isn't a problem and that you can quit at any time. Think again. They already know and will be smurfing you soon. - Smurfs
  5. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  6. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987

Squirrel Report - Tree Chickens

Childhood nightmares return after Clark discovers chickens in a tree.

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