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  1. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Career] The things you do for your boss are remarkable, but don't get carried away. When you are told you need to 'move the island with a magic donkey wheel' he isn't talking in metaphors. Might want to pass on that one. - Lost
  2. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Career] You are nothing more than a pink sack of goo, generating power for your evil overlords. And don't you forget it. - The Matrix
  3. POPScope: Timberlaken [Money] Your retirement account doesn't come with an Immunity Idol or a chance to win a million dollars by eating bugs and living on an island. Start saving today. - Survivor
  4. POPScope: Vadorian [Health] If Snooki has taught us anything, it's that you shouldn't drink and tan. Stay safe! Lather Up with some SPF 45! - Jersey Shore
  5. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  6. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987