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  1. Happy Birthday SuperFan Stephen Daigle!
  2. POPScope: Zuckernautus [Money] If you weren't lucky enough to get a job working in public service cataloging bugs, dissecting rotting corpses and shooting at serial killers, then your pension might not be enough to live on after retirement. - CSI
  3. POPScope: Seinfeldicus [Love] You say you're in love. But if CSI has taught us anything about Las Vegas, that love isn't real and the smell is a dead hooker in your trunk. - CSI
  4. POPScope: Timberlaken [Career] You'll see an opening for a kloo horn player with a local cantina band this week. You've always wanted a job in show business, but pass on this opportunity. - Star Wars
  5. POPScope: Vadorian [Career] It's important to stay abreast of all parts of your company. Who knows? If the Secretary of Education can become President of the 12 colonies in a day, you could be CEO by the end of the week. - Battlestar Galactica
  6. "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club, 1999
  7. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride, 1987